- I don't like shopping at small neighborhood stores. Only big stores, like Wal-Mart that imports crap from China while keeping wages under control.
- I don't really want a cure for AIDS and breast cancer.
- I think new drugs should be made available immediately, whether they've been tested or not. As long as the pharmacies bottom line is healthy, that's good enough for me.
- I want my kids in a classroom with at least 30 other children. That way, they'll be challenged by fighting for attention.
- Women just can't be trusted to make a decisions about their own bodies. NEVER. EVER. EVER!
- I've already seen the great outdoors. So, it's time to start drilling for oil on public land. That's what the land is for. Besides, oil is more important than parks, wilderness areas or protecting animals.
- As an African American, I want a conservative majority on the Supreme Court. I like that we'll be treated as separate, while still be called equal.
- Corporations should not have to clean up environmental damage. The EPA is old, out-of-date idea anyway. If people want clean water, buy it in a bottle.
- I don't want to know if the food I'm eating has been genetically modified. I trust the Republicans to tell me my food is safe. So, if the label says it's food, that's good enough for me.
- I enjoy being screwed by the utility companies.
- We need more minorities in prison.
- I don't deserve health insurance.
- Hybrid cars suck.
- Texas needs more billionaires.
- The Constitution is just one big inconvenient headache.
- All other countries are inferior to us.
- We need to start as many wars as it takes to keep the peace, wether justified or not.
- So I can stay in Iraq and my baby boy can go to Iran.
DIRt/DLSE Republicans: Governator Steroid, Vicky Bradshaw, John Rea, Robert Jones, Tony Mischel, Greg Rupp, John Duncan, and Dean Fryer & Labor Commissioner Angela Bradstreet (although she's listed as a Democrat, being a whore for the Republican administration that appointed her grants her & Fryer honorary status)Labels: Feces 10