Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I'm voting Republican because:

- I don't like shopping at small neighborhood stores. Only big stores, like Wal-Mart that imports crap from China while keeping wages under control.
- I don't really want a cure for AIDS and breast cancer.
- I think new drugs should be made available immediately, whether they've been tested or not. As long as the pharmacies bottom line is healthy, that's good enough for me.
- I want my kids in a classroom with at least 30 other children. That way, they'll be challenged by fighting for attention.
- Women just can't be trusted to make a decisions about their own bodies. NEVER. EVER. EVER!
- I've already seen the great outdoors. So, it's time to start drilling for oil on public land. That's what the land is for. Besides, oil is more important than parks, wilderness areas or protecting animals.
- As an African American, I want a conservative majority on the Supreme Court. I like that we'll be treated as separate, while still be called equal.
- Corporations should not have to clean up environmental damage. The EPA is old, out-of-date idea anyway. If people want clean water, buy it in a bottle.
- I don't want to know if the food I'm eating has been genetically modified. I trust the Republicans to tell me my food is safe. So, if the label says it's food, that's good enough for me.
- I enjoy being screwed by the utility companies.
- We need more minorities in prison.
- I don't deserve health insurance.
- Hybrid cars suck.
- Texas needs more billionaires.
- The Constitution is just one big inconvenient headache.
- All other countries are inferior to us.
- We need to start as many wars as it takes to keep the peace, wether justified or not.
- So I can stay in Iraq and my baby boy can go to Iran.
DIRt/DLSE Republicans: Governator Steroid, Vicky Bradshaw, John Rea, Robert Jones, Tony Mischel, Greg Rupp, John Duncan, and Dean Fryer & Labor Commissioner Angela Bradstreet (although she's listed as a Democrat, being a whore for the Republican administration that appointed her grants her & Fryer honorary status)

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11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I count only 9. How can there be a Feces 10 with only 9 members?

8/28/2008 8:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ran out of dirt to pollute the web I see..... your office mole hasn't been doing a good job???

8/28/2008 8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

President Bush has allocated more funds for AIDS relief in Africa than all other administrations combined. Even the "arch conservative" lead singer of U2 could vouch for that.

The Democratic nominee thinks the abortion issue is "above his pay" yet has the wisdom to seek the presidency. He knew enough to block the Born Alive bill though. He also knew enough to have his house financed and subsidized by a mobster and launch his political career in the home of a domestic terrorist. At least his wife is proud to be an American for the first time in her life...
The Dems should have a slam dunk in this election and instead they nominate the only One who could lose. Heal me Obama! Heal the World!

8/28/2008 9:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure that this post was plagiarized from some other source. It's far too logical to have come from the blogger.

8/28/2008 5:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"As an African American, I want a conservative majority on the Supreme Court. I like that we'll be treated as separate, while still be called equal".

The blogger is African American???

Since when?

8/28/2008 5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because now you have a lot of free time.

8/29/2008 2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There you go again Dean Fryer is on all fours again prostituting for the pimps Robert Jones, John Rea and co. That Dean's rear really stinks.

8/29/2008 10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JIM CULBEAUX AND HIS SISTER CHRISTINE BAKER CONTINUE TO ROB THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA OF MILLIONS. HAVE HEARD THAT JIM CULBEAUX'S WIFE ANYA AXELROD HAS ROBBED TONS FROM INVESTORS AT CHARLES SCHWABB. WELL THEY CERTAINLY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

8/30/2008 11:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did not know Vanessa Holton was in the couch in her office at work getting laid bt Lloyd Aubry while we worked outside. Sick.

8/31/2008 8:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are sure many paid morons posting on this site. Some of these positing like the one joking about the DNC schedule, sounds like what you are hearing from the paid crooks working for the Republic Party and their cronies in Calif. running DIR.

9/01/2008 5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Dean sounds like you're back after spending all your time bending over for Rea. You sure are used to bending over after spending all that time in the Castro. Where is the Gay Pride Parade you should be out there dancing with your butt exposed.

9/01/2008 11:06 PM  

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